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This little painting was made by the grandson of Momse.
It changed its purpose rapidly after the grandson got
a violent 360 degree meatpinch after showing his dear
grandma his dedicated love.
Now he is ready to beat the crap out of her ratface. |
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As you can see Momse is a master of disguise.
The day this picture was taken, a temper guy couldn't
absorb this ratlook from Momse and he just beat the crap
out of her, with his rotating blurred windmill fists.
This time she felt her own strategy. |
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This is the first time I have been nervous and a bit afraid
before an interview. I have covered the crisis in the
mid east, miscellaneous civil wars and other things I
can add to that category. Every time my adrenaline pumped
but not like this time. This is! This is the final of
pure evilness. The feeling is indescribable, you have
to be here. The reason is Momse. I have finally reached
Momse and she was willing to give me an interview about
everything she is doing behind the scenes.
I opened up the doors into the room I had agreed to meet
Momse. The air was thick of hate and horror, even though
no one were near the room except myself. Suddenly Momse
came into the room and the first time in my life I felt
the REAL horror experience. Momse looked at me like I
was a piece of worthless shit. I felt like other victims
of Momse: Why fear Momse? I can easily wipe her out, but
I learned my lesson. You simply don’t do things
like that! It will simply send you straight to the fascist
hell department of Momses terrorregime.
She stared at me like “ask me god damned!”.
I was ready to begin my biggest interview ever:
I’m honored to meet you in person Momse.
What is the purpose with this rare interview?
“You tell me your stinky worthless fuck. I fucking
smash your kneecaps straight up in your thighs, if you
don’t ask me important questions like terror and
shit like that.” yelled Momse angry. Ok maybe it
wasn’t a great question after all, so I had to find
another strategy and focus on evil. Can
you tell me about all this anger and hate towards nice
people and animals you have hurt?
“Yes!! I hate everything! Smiles and laughs are
banned here. People think they are nice but I hate them
all. Every single ratface should go straight to hell.
You are a ratface and all these shitty kids out there
should be beaten instead of receiving love and gifts.
It’s my goal to reach a much higher level of evil,
during my next presidency period. The kids will think
Adolf Hitler was a great Santa Claus after an eventual
shocking treatment of Momse, that’s the goal of
my existence. And dogs? They can easily tell their beloved
basket goodbye, cause it’s time to leave the nice
cosy atmosphere. It’s time to go through hell!”
yelled Momse. Can
you tell me about your upcoming movie “Grotesque
Evil Madness”?
“It’s a documentary which shows scenes of
the daily life in the great regime of Momse. It contains
lovely scenes where christmas presents are getting burned,
after I have stolen them from nice crying kids. One scene
my camera crew discovered I fet a nice dog with chemicals.
Sure that little bastard learned his lesson”. Momse
left the room without any notice and the interview was
done.
-Brian Anthony. Aerphax Design Division. |
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